vinylladies: Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusionsDesigned to tempt men in situations When they can’t get a glimpse of your bumI find such hypotheses dumbIt’s like the one that saysLipstick is for making your lips look moreLike

vinylladies: Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusionsDesigned to tempt men in situations When they can’t get a glimpse of your bumI find such hypotheses dumbIt’s like the one that saysLipstick is for making your lips look moreLike

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